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Tim Shaw |
In all the years I have been in this business, I have never
seen someone that annoys me more than Johnny Suede.
He's sneaky, conniving, and just all around a no brainer. (that's for you
Austin)
In a few short days, I have to come out of retirement, and hand him the
ass whoopin he deserves. I have said this match will be his death. Now if
that happens or not, that's God's decision. not mine. I'm going to beat him
within an inch of his life, and if God decided to take that inch, then so be
it. Out of my hands.
Mr. Big will have some company outside the ring as well, in the form of
one nut job called the Lunatic, Jon Austin. He's silly and makes me laugh.
You have to love him. he's just that far in left field to actually get along
with me, and far enough in right field to understand the Boogeyman. Which is
a good thing.
Every time I think of this match, I always think of the Jeff Foxworthy
c.d. I had that said "Dear Lord be with out guest and prepare them for butt
whoopin they are about to receive." He was talking about the Olympic games
being held in Georgia. This is Johnny Suede we are talking about, which in
turn makes complete and total sense, seeing he has the i.q. of a child from
backwoods Georgia.
I shouldn't pick on Johnny Suede. Hell an old saying where I grew up was,
"Hire the handicap, they're fun to watch!" I've done my part.
Take Care,
J.L.
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